Here’s an infuriating short story. One of my books has a one-star review on Amazon, and it literally starts with the phrase “I have not read the book”.
I won’t link to it, you can find it very easily.
That’s it. It’s puzzling until you click on the reviewer profile and you realize that most of the reviews this person has written are more or less of the same kind.
If I’m writing this after a decade, it clearly means that I’m still mesmerized by these things.
That’s it.